This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands,-- This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England. ~~William Shakespeare, Richard III

Monday, August 17, 2009

Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned...from Star Wars

Found this some where a while back and always loved it. I think there was a poster with Yoda on it with these listed.

It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they're not related to you.

You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.

Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.

Cute cuddly widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you are a god.

Never stand on a trap door leading to a Rancor pit.

Never, never, never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

There are those who are less forgiving than Vader.

Always let the Wookiee win.

The probability of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

Wars not make one great.

Never tell someone the odds.

Always accept apologies.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Don't get cocky.

Don't try to make friends via the Death Star com-link.

Mind what you have learned, save you it can.

Don't jump down garbage chutes.

Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate.

Don't use technology you don't understand.

Never underestimate the powers of a Jedi.

Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking.

Certain things smell worse on the inside.

There is no such thing as luck.

Stormtroopers are bad shots.

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops.

Never use targeting computers.

Don't make old people angry, they might just electrocute you.

The British accent has spread to a galaxy far far away.

Good guys don't always wear white and bad guys don't always wear black. Just to keep life interesting.

Belief and faith are far more powerful than any technology man can devise.

Never declare that there is "Nothing to stop you this time."

THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there.

You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption.

Don’t be overconfident.

Never judge a "piece of junk" from the outside. More often than not, "She's got it where it counts."

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.

Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You may end up eating those words.

Never cast your lightsaber away, you might need it.

It is pointless to argue with family members.

Watch your hands when sword fighting.

Walk in single file to hide your numbers.

Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.

Sometimes it's better to fly into an asteroid field.

When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered further.

Size matters not.

You'll always have a bad feeling about something.

If all else fails, angle the deflector shields.

Watch out for those trees.

People who are "more machine now than man, twisted and evil" set a pretty sparse table.

If somebody cuts your hand off, don't trust him to betray his boss for you.

Let go of your conscious self and act on instinct.

You can't escape your destiny.

When you say that you are "ready for anything," actually be ready for anything.

Don't give into your anger.

Beware of tremors in the Force.

If you do not believe, that is why you fail.

Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it: Emperor - overconfident; Luke - friends; Death Star - thermal exhaust port; Stormtroppers - Ewoks; Star Destoyers - bridge deflector shields; Darth Vader - compassion for his kids; Leia - smugglers; Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees; C3P0 - frail body

If you’re not afraid, you will be. You will be.

Stay on target.

Your insight serves you well.

Remember, your strength flows from the Force.

Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

You must do what you feel is right.

Patience... you must have patience.

Let go of your feelings.

You should always listen to a Jedi Master when they tell you something; they probably know what they are talking about.

Pass on what you have learned.

Only Sith Deal in absolutes.

It is unwise to lower your defenses.

The Force Will Be With You Always.

THE sexiest Jedi EVER!

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